Jokes corner !!
 

post your humorous jokes here but keep the language good and veg.

i have started so because most of us are getting tired of their life or getting bored of doing their work in office or wherever they are doing some jobs so lets start posting some god jokes to let others laugh and enjoy

What is this about? I think it is a duplicate thread.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service. :D

suppose Girls are intelligent ......





hahahahah
hahahahah
hahahah impossible to suppose like that :-)

Legal voting age for boys - 18
and legal age for marriage for boys - 21

It proves boys need more experience to handle a wife than a country
:)

Doctor ne Khansi k Mareez ko Loose motion k medicine de di
compunder to Doctor:- Usko to Khansi hai .Apome Loose motion k dawai kyun di ?

Doctor:- ab wo khansi se pehle 100 times sochega

hahahaha:-)

A love letter by Maths student to his grlfrnd-
My sweet 'straight line',
yesterday i was passing by your 'rectangular' house in 'trigonometric' lane
There my eyes felt with 'positive slope' 'orthogonally' on your cute 'circular' face,
'conical' nose & 'spherical' eyes
Before seeing you my heart was in 'full set' but a 'vector ' from your eyes at a deviation of 'theta radians' made a 'tangent' to my eyes.
I got ' differentiated '.
My luv for you is quadratic equation with real roots .Now you can integrate me back in my life .
With my love ' tending to infinity'
gn8

Nice joke thanks for sharing this

People say that drinking milk makes you stronger...
drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall,
You can't, right?
Now, try to drink 5 set of redhorse my friend..
I'll tell you, the wall moves alone.
:) :) :)

Hhahahahahhahhhhaaha
large number of good jokes.
Hmmmm
but the whole are I heard before. Put some newone.

why is birds are fly?

because they have feathers so they fly

Thank you for this amazing contribution to our community!

hahahaha..............